Well, folks, Formula One racing in India is like me trying to cook, it doesn't quite catch fire! The main reason is cricket's monstrous popularity, which makes other sports seem like ants at a giraffe party. Plus, F1 racing is as costly as a Bollywood movie production, but without the song and dance. It’s a pricey passion, folks! Lastly, our roads are already like a Formula One circuit, with all the dodging and weaving we do, who needs to watch it on TV? So, while we love our thrills and chills, F1 racing just hasn’t revved up India's attention...yet!